Newbies night is run by the Melbourne Lair every few months. It gives new members a chance to meet others and have a good time as well as meet some gorgeous women.
There were almost 60 or so guys there. We spilt up into groups and hit various parts of Melbourne.
My group headed out into the city.
It started off really bad. First stop was spice market. Was full of older people (30-45 year olds). Was horrible. Then we bounced to silk road which was similar. Dont know what was up the other night. It seemed the whole of melbourne was full of older people. Then as a last resort we went to transport. Same story here.
This sucked....so me and one of the guys there decided to go back to spice market as we had passouts.
FINALLY!!! a decent crowd. Still had a fair few older people but this time round there were some younger ones.
Opened a few sets here and there...went alright....nothing serious.
Then I saw this cute blonde sitting by herself. Walked over and said hi. She was from Sydney and was in Melbourne for the weekend. Conversation went well. Since we were near an isle the bouncer came and told us to move along.
I grabbed her hand and led her to a quieter bit of spice market (the couches). Talked here with her and had quite a bit of good eye contact going. Was building it up for a kiss.....closing distance between me and her....then a friend of hers came and pulled her to the dance floor.
Argh!!!
As I was walkin around I saw her again but this time there was this guy chatting her up. I thought to myself....no way shes mine.
So I interrupter them. Chatted to the blonde for a while. Then turned my attention to the guy. He seemed like a massive douchebag. He was wearing sunnies, had a cigar (not lit) and had a strong french accent.
Then I turned my attention back to the blonde. We were getting closer together and there was a fair bit of kino going on between us but the french guy kept interrupting.
Soon the guy and myself were in a conversation again.
This is when stuff started to get weird.
He just casually mentioned to me. "How about the three of us go back to my room?"
I was like "what do you mean?"
He looked at me and taped his nose "you know what I mean. The three of us....my room....bang, bang, bang."
I was like WTF!!!!! Theres this crazy french guy, probably in his 30's, looks like a douchebag, wears sunnies indoors and carries cigars......and he's asking me to have a threesome.
WTF!!!
I replied "sorry mate, I dont swing that way...its not my kinda thing"
He replied "thats ok....i wont touch you and you wont touch me"
He tried again a few more times.
Again I rejected him....he got the message..finally..phew!!
The blonde thought it was hilarious.
Back with the blonde. (The french guy figured he had little chance with her now so he left)
It was getting late, her friends were around us and I knew the kiss close wasnt on so I went for a number.
"Hey, you're fun, put your number in and we'll have some adventures together"
She then said "I can't, I've got a boyfriend"
I replied "Well he's gonna have to learn to share" and again went for the number. She laughed but still refused to give me a number.
I explained (with a cheeky grin on my face) "Im like that pair of shoes that you only wear once in a while. It'll be fine."
Again she laughed, told me I was charming but still didn't give me her number.
She was a lot of fun so I continued talking with her.
She gave me a good 10 minutes of solid conversation. She was a quality girl.
At 2am the place was closing down so I said bye kissed her on the cheek and left.
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